teacher. guro. maestra.
9:28 PM | Friday, July 13, 2007
*this one was posted on my Multiply last June 27. :)
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Haha. I was reading Pam the Jelly's (sis! :p) post abouther terror teachers. And I was inspired to make an entry about my teachers too.. Haha. Worst teachers in my life. :p
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5. Miss Shortyscene: miss shorty discussing her lesson but we didn't get it. some were trying to ask questions
.miss shorty: okey class.. anymore questions?
girl: miss miss!
miss shorty: yes?
girl: miss-- ayy nevermind miss. i get it na.
miss shorty: no no,
tell me what you ask.
class: huh?
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4. Teacher Ganda-- magandang patayin.
scene: in a middle of a class where we were complaining about something
teacher ganda: class, settle down. class! *getting angry*
girl: teacher! teacher!
teacher ganda: whaaaat?
girl: teacher gan--
teacher ganda: SHUT UP! *facing the girl with raised eyebrows*
*class suddenly turns quiet*
class: o.O
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3. Teacher I-told-you so.scene: taking a quiz in Math when i noticed an error on one item. (knang di jud makuha ang answer bisag unsaon ug bali bali sa world ba.)
me: uhhh. teacher I-told-you-so, in number 6.. is the given correct? i think there's an error.
teacher i-told-you-so: hmmmm? *raises eyebrows and stands up* the given is perfect. *voice tune: self-righteous*
*checking of answers*
teacher i-told-you-so: okey, for number 6 *stares at the given looking confused* there's something wrong with the given *stands up and gets her copy* ohhh, its supposed to be-
blahblahblahme: *whispers* told you so. (unfortunatly, she heard..)
teacher i-told-you-so: WHAT? YOU TOLD ME? NONE OF YOU EVEN APROACHED ME.
STUPID CHILDREN!
--ha? so what do you call that conversation i had with you?
BAKA! (<-jap. eng:dummy!)
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2. Sir Assuming scene: in our classroom before, you could see Aga Mulach's billboard of Globe through the windows. -- in the middle of the discussion
sir assuming: miss *classmate's family name*, where are you looking? i am here, not there. *looks at where my classmate was looking at..* oooh! i see you're admiring my picture *refers to Aga Mulach's billboard*.. I'm very handsome there.
class: *raises eyebrows*
feeling nya! :p
ADDITIONAL on Sir Assuming (thanks to pamoii for reliving the moments. :p)>he once told the class to
'SHUT UP' when what he meant was '
STAND UP' :p
>we we're talking about oceans (i guess) and he started to write
'Vasin' on th board when what he meant was 'basin'. and,the class argued against him because he keeps on telling us it really is spelled 'vasin'. hello? i doubt he already met mr. dictionary. :p
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and last and also the least..
1. Miss Hipotatamus :pmiss hipotatamus: *writes on the board*
bring 3 bondpaper and 1 pencils tomorrow.-- bravo!
class sings: ♫ Grittah is a dinasour ♫ (she's our classmate who loves singing that song to herself. :p)
teacher: You think I don't know who you're referring to as dinasour? (referring to herself)
-- assuming! FYI, you are not the dinasour. dinasours are too beautiful to be like you. you are the
FISH! EMOFISHY!<*picture has been deleted for security purposes but its on my Multi if you really wanna see :p>
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haha, if ever one of these teachers read this post, i send my regards to you. haha. and, if anyone knows any of these teachers, please don't post their names.. haha. spare them their dignity. :P
